An extremely dank meme dealer, known and loved by everyone.
Person 1:"Who's your meme dealer?"
Person 2:"It's Hurtado."
Person 1:"Holy damn, isn't he the godfather of all memes?"
by HurtadoS05 September 17, 2017
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When you can’t find your baster so you just shove a rock of meth into your butt raw dog style.
by HungOverit April 1, 2021
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Jesus is the most amazing person you will ever meet , tends to be sweet,caring, and handsome. Has an amazing smile and fun to hang around with . Any girl would love to have a guy like him , Tends to know how to play the guitar.. He wil bightwn each and everyday of yours . Has a big heart , beautiful eyes , good looking and a amazing personality . If you make him mad he doesn't play .. Plays tennis.. SEXY haha .. Well jesus's are unique and the best thing that can ever happen to you. A blessing ❤️
by Gordaa January 25, 2014
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Someone that says random hings as he eats his sandwich (without kétchup). He also is known for playing DOTA 2 all day long while he este a bag of cheetos and pepsi (because he doesnt like coca cola)
miguel jose noboa hurtado! Clean tour face
by ThURealAmbientheToxsiKo March 20, 2017
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